Clean fabric. Clean humor. Very Jewish logic.
The Choose Wisely Organic Cotton T-Shirt delivers classic Jewish humor in its most refined form. A simple checklist, familiar options, and a punchline that lands instantly for anyone who grew up with opinions, advice, and thoughtful decision-making as a sport.
Made from organic cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and easy on the skin, perfect for everyday wear without sacrificing comfort or values. It’s relaxed, natural, and effortless, just like the best dry Jewish jokes.
Ideal for casual days, Shabbat afternoons, holidays, community events, or as a smart gift for someone who appreciates subtle Jewish humor over loud punchlines.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor t-shirt, funny Jewish shirt, organic cotton graphic tee, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a thoughtful Jewish gift with personality.
Natural fabric. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 ⅛ |
19 ½ |
8 ⅞ |
| M |
28 ¾ |
21 |
9 ½ |
| L |
29 ½ |
22 ¼ |
9 ⅝ |
| XL |
30 ¼ |
23 ⅜ |
9 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
31 ⅛ |
25.00 |
10 |
| 3XL |
31 ⅞ |
26 ⅝ |
10 ¼ |
| 4XL |
32 ⅝ |
28 ½ |
10 ¼ |
| 5XL |
33 ⅛ |
30 ½ |
10 ¼ |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
69 |
49.5 |
22.5 |
| M |
73 |
53.5 |
24 |
| L |
75 |
56.5 |
24.5 |
| XL |
77 |
59.5 |
25 |
| 2XL |
79 |
63.5 |
25.5 |
| 3XL |
81 |
67.5 |
26 |
| 4XL |
83 |
72.5 |
26 |
| 5XL |
84 |
77.5 |
26 |
