Clear message. Everyday comfort. The Can’t Touch This Sweatshirt brings humor and confidence together in a classic, easygoing style. It’s relaxed, bold, and perfect for anyone who likes their boundaries obvious without saying a word.
The soft fabric and timeless fit make it an easy choice for daily wear, whether you’re out and about or keeping things casual. The design stays clean so the message stands front and center.
Perfect for anyone looking for a funny statement sweatshirt, graphic crewneck, casual humor sweatshirt, or a comfortable everyday sweatshirt with personality.
Classic fit. Clear energy.
Can’t touch this.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
| 4XL |
83.8 |
81.3 |
| 5XL |
86.4 |
86.4 |