Women's Muscle Tank | Choose Wisely
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Relaxed fit. Very Jewish logic.
The Choose Wisely Women’s Muscle Tank pairs effortless style with classic dry Jewish humor. A simple checklist, familiar life choices, and a punchline that lands best if you’re used to opinions, advice, and thoughtful decision-making being part of everyday conversation.
With its muscle cut and relaxed arm openings, this tank feels comfortable, modern, and easy to wear. Perfect for warm days, workouts, layering, or casual outings. The humor stays understated. No explaining, no overdoing it. Just a quiet moment of recognition.
This is Jewish humor at its most confident. If you know, you know.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor tank top, funny Jewish women’s shirt, women’s muscle tank, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a relaxed Jewish gift with personality.
Easy fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Choose Wisely Women’s Muscle Tank pairs effortless style with classic dry Jewish humor. A simple checklist, familiar life choices, and a punchline that lands best if you’re used to opinions, advice, and thoughtful decision-making being part of everyday conversation.
With its muscle cut and relaxed arm openings, this tank feels comfortable, modern, and easy to wear. Perfect for warm days, workouts, layering, or casual outings. The humor stays understated. No explaining, no overdoing it. Just a quiet moment of recognition.
This is Jewish humor at its most confident. If you know, you know.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor tank top, funny Jewish women’s shirt, women’s muscle tank, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a relaxed Jewish gift with personality.
Easy fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, the US, or Vietnam
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH FRONT (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 ¼ | 16 |
| M | 20 ⅝ | 16 ¾ |
| L | 21 ⅛ | 17 ¾ |
| XL | 21 ⅝ | 18 ¾ |
| 2XL | 22 ⅛ | 19 ¾ |
| BODY LENGTH FRONT (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 51.4 | 40.6 |
| M | 52.4 | 42.6 |
| L | 53.7 | 45 |
| XL | 55 | 47.6 |
| 2XL | 56.2 | 50.2 |
