Hooded Long Sleeve Shirt | Choose Wisely
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Laid-back comfort. Thoughtful Jewish logic.
The Choose Wisely Hooded Long Sleeve Shirt blends casual style with classic dry Jewish humor. A simple checklist, familiar life choices, and a punchline that lands best if you’re used to opinions, advice, and conversations that always end with “just saying.”
The lightweight hood and long sleeves make this shirt perfect for layering, cooler days, travel, Shabbat afternoons, or relaxed community gatherings. It’s easy, comfortable, and just serious enough to let the joke do its thing.
The humor is subtle and smart. No explanation needed. The right people will smile, nod, and move on.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor shirt, funny Jewish long sleeve tee, hooded graphic shirt, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a thoughtful Jewish gift with personality.
Easy fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Choose Wisely Hooded Long Sleeve Shirt blends casual style with classic dry Jewish humor. A simple checklist, familiar life choices, and a punchline that lands best if you’re used to opinions, advice, and conversations that always end with “just saying.”
The lightweight hood and long sleeves make this shirt perfect for layering, cooler days, travel, Shabbat afternoons, or relaxed community gatherings. It’s easy, comfortable, and just serious enough to let the joke do its thing.
The humor is subtle and smart. No explanation needed. The right people will smile, nod, and move on.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor shirt, funny Jewish long sleeve tee, hooded graphic shirt, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a thoughtful Jewish gift with personality.
Easy fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 28 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 29 ½ | 34-37 |
| M | 30 ½ | 38-41 |
| L | 31 ½ | 42-45 |
| XL | 32 ½ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 33 ½ | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 72.4 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 75 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 77.5 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 80 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 82.6 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 85 | 127-134.6 |