Pullover Hoodie | Choose Wisely
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Easy comfort. Thoughtful Jewish humor.
The Choose Wisely Pullover Hoodie delivers that classic dry Jewish wit in the most relaxed way possible. A simple checklist, familiar choices, and a punchline that waits patiently for the right person to catch it. No rush. No explanation. Very Jewish.
This pullover hoodie is made for everyday life. Easy to throw on, easy to live in, and perfect for cooler days, Shabbat walks, travel, errands, or long conversations where opinions are shared freely. The humor is subtle, clever, and quietly confident.
It’s the kind of hoodie that gets a nod, not a laugh. And that’s exactly the point.
Ideal for anyone searching for a Jewish humor hoodie, funny Jewish sweatshirt, pullover graphic hoodie, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a thoughtful Jewish gift with personality.
Easy fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Choose Wisely Pullover Hoodie delivers that classic dry Jewish wit in the most relaxed way possible. A simple checklist, familiar choices, and a punchline that waits patiently for the right person to catch it. No rush. No explanation. Very Jewish.
This pullover hoodie is made for everyday life. Easy to throw on, easy to live in, and perfect for cooler days, Shabbat walks, travel, errands, or long conversations where opinions are shared freely. The humor is subtle, clever, and quietly confident.
It’s the kind of hoodie that gets a nod, not a laugh. And that’s exactly the point.
Ideal for anyone searching for a Jewish humor hoodie, funny Jewish sweatshirt, pullover graphic hoodie, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a thoughtful Jewish gift with personality.
Easy fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST TO FIT (inches) | BODY LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 34-37 | 27 | 19 ¼ |
| M | 38-41 | 28 | 21 ¼ |
| L | 42-45 | 29 | 23 ¼ |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 | 25 ¼ |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31 | 27 ¼ |
| CHEST TO FIT (cm) | BODY LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 86.4-94 | 68.6 | 48.9 |
| M | 96.5-104.1 | 71.1 | 54 |
| L | 106.7-114.3 | 73.7 | 59 |
| XL | 116.8-124.5 | 76.2 | 64.1 |
| 2XL | 127-134.6 | 78.7 | 69.2 |
