Muscle Shirt | Choose Wisely
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Strong arms. Strong opinions.
The Choose Wisely Muscle Shirt delivers classic dry Jewish humor with a confident edge. A simple checklist, familiar life choices, and a punchline that works best if you’re used to thoughtful debates, unsolicited advice, and people who always know what the “right” choice is.
This muscle shirt shows a bit more arm while keeping the humor understated. It’s comfortable, breathable, and made for warm days, workouts, casual wear, or layering. The joke doesn’t shout. It waits. Then it lands, especially with the right crowd.
Perfect for people who like their humor subtle, their style relaxed, and their decisions very well-considered.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor muscle shirt, funny Jewish sleeveless tee, men’s muscle tank, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a confident Jewish gift with personality.
Confident fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Choose Wisely Muscle Shirt delivers classic dry Jewish humor with a confident edge. A simple checklist, familiar life choices, and a punchline that works best if you’re used to thoughtful debates, unsolicited advice, and people who always know what the “right” choice is.
This muscle shirt shows a bit more arm while keeping the humor understated. It’s comfortable, breathable, and made for warm days, workouts, casual wear, or layering. The joke doesn’t shout. It waits. Then it lands, especially with the right crowd.
Perfect for people who like their humor subtle, their style relaxed, and their decisions very well-considered.
Great for anyone searching for a Jewish humor muscle shirt, funny Jewish sleeveless tee, men’s muscle tank, dry Jewish joke apparel, or a confident Jewish gift with personality.
Confident fit. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 66 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 50.8 | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 53.3 | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 58.4 | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 63.5 | 76.2 | 127-134.6 |
