Tiny human. Big boundaries. The Can’t Touch This Baby Short Sleeve One Piece brings humor and cuteness together in the sweetest way. It’s playful, lighthearted, and perfect for babies who already have main-character energy.
The soft fabric is gentle on delicate skin, and the easy snap closure makes outfit changes quick and stress-free. Whether it’s for everyday wear, a baby shower, or just to make people smile, this onesie delivers comfort with a wink.
Perfect for anyone looking for a funny baby onesie, cute graphic baby outfit, playful baby bodysuit, or a baby gift with personality.
Soft feel. Big attitude.
Can’t touch this.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) |
FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) |
| 3-6m |
9 3/8 |
20-25 |
12-16 |
| 6-12m |
9 7/8 |
25-28 |
16-22 |
| 12-18m |
10 3/8 |
28-30 |
22-27 |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
FITS BABY LENGTH (cm) |
FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (kg) |
| 3-6m |
22.9 |
50.8-63.5 |
5-7 |
| 6-12m |
22.9 |
63.5-71.1 |
7-10 |
| 12-18m |
25.4 |
71.1-76.2 |
10-12 |
