Name: Tote Bag | Choose Wisely
Brand: em oh tee Ltd.
SKU: 4113510_4533
Price: 29.5 GBP
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Carry everything. Judge nothing. (Almost.)

The Choose Wisely Tote Bag brings classic dry Jewish humor into everyday life. With its simple checklist design, it delivers that familiar, knowing joke that works best when you’ve spent a lifetime making careful decisions… and watching others make questionable ones.

Spacious and easy to carry, this tote is perfect for groceries, books, errands, work, synagogue visits, or daily use. It’s reusable, practical, and just understated enough to let the humor do the talking.

The joke doesn’t shout. It waits. Then someone notices and smiles. Very Jewish.

Perfect for anyone searching for a Jewish humor tote bag, funny Jewish bag, Jewish gift with humor, everyday tote with a joke, or a thoughtful Jewish present that’s actually useful.

Practical carry. Smart humor.
Choose wisely. ✔️

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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